Yean Labmagico
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Why You Should Never Date A Tall Girl ?
I have to find my inspiration back to blog.Life still sucks at here, sometimes xx was reading an article about tall girl last night and found it quite funny! I'm 5'8" (173cm) ; consider tall as a Asian girl. I always being called as "Giant" among my friends :\ Some girls always complain that they are short and jealous of my height ; PLEASE... This is so irritating. You ladies don't even know the struggles of being a tall girl. So, I read about the article from elitedaily.com
WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER DATE A TALL GIRL ?
(for guys)
" Everyone is on the prowl for that tall damsel who is the center of attention everywhere she goes. No matter what venue or vacation spot, others cannot help but stare at the tall beauty by your side. You are literally the man — and everyone wants to be like you. However they do not truly understand the struggles of dating a tall woman. When you have the tallest chick in the area, it is obviously an attention grabber, but dating a tall woman can be quite the Here are the reasons why you shouldn’t date a tall girl. " -------- by, Eddie Cuffin
Because you’re the little spoon.
No man wants to cuddle with a beast. We all love to hold that girl between our arms after some good sex, but it’s kind of hard when your girl is twice the size of you. No matter what magic trick you pulled off to have sex with this tall woman, there is no way that cuddling with her is fun or enjoyable. Most of the time you’re just going to end up on the inside of the spoon. Hand jobs from her are the most emasculating thing. Monster hands are scary. Especially on a woman who is about to jerk you off. Once she puts her hands on your penis, it almost makes your johnson look nonexistent. Your penis looking like a mini egg roll in her palms can’t be good for anyone’s self esteem. It is almost frightening to have a big woman jerk you off — for fear that she may somehow break your penis. HAHA 6’5” in heels is never a good look for anyone. You know she’s too tall when she can go out in just flats and still be taller than all the girls wearing heels. This is a no no. It’s not even fun buying her heels because you just feel like you are setting yourself up for disaster. It’s not cute when your girl wears heels and she looks tall enough to be center for the New York Knicks. Because in every photo she has to bend down to your level. Taking photos next to a tall girl isn’t fun. There will be plenty of occasions in your courtship where you will be required to take photos. Either you need to be on a higher platform or she needs to slouch down to get on your level. This leads to a lot of awkward photos. If in every photo she is slouching down and looking weird, then there is a problem — and the problem is that she is too damn tall. HAHA x2 Even flirting requires a step stool. Okay, so you bought her a drink and now you want to actually spit some game. Well you should’ve reconsidered because whispering in her ear is impossible. Now you’re stuck trying to talk to her because you already spent money on the drink. Standing on your tippy-toes all night long, trying to have a conversation, is not sexy. Now you’re out of luck. On top of that, it looks comical if every time she speaks to you, she has to hunch down to your level. No one likes ass in their solar plexus while dancing. After a few drinks and a few conversations, there always comes that time when you’re drunk enough to bust a move on the dance floor. However dancing with tall chicks is annoying. Instead of getting a good booty grind, you will spend much of the time getting acquainted with the back of her knees while her butt is rubbing up against your chest. At least you will get an A for effort, but in the long run that sh*t isn’t fun. Who wants to dance with a set of knees anyway? HAHAHA! You have been dancing with her for some time now and things are slowly starting to heat up. You must make your move. You know there are not platforms around you and she’s not going to just kneel down and kiss you. So with all your might you stretch to try and touch those sweet beautiful lips and all of a sudden you realize the highest you can get is her collar bone. Not so great. While you’re busy kissing her collar bone, she is making out with the top of your head. Nothing like a make out session with a tall girl. Reaching her hair during doggy style is almost impossible. If you can’t reach her hair and pull on it while giving her doggy, then there is an issue. If this occurs when you are having sex then you know that this girl is too tall for you. What can you do? We all like to get a little rachet when it comes to the bedroom and what woman doesn’t like to have her hair pulled? In a way it kind of defeats the whole purpose of doing it doggy. If she needs extensions just for her hair to be long enough for you to pull it during sex, then she’s too tall. ops. On top of doggy problems, you’ll look like an NFL referee while in the missionary position. There is no reason your arms should be flailing in the air like a goal line referee as you try to secure her ankles and give her the business. Just know when to cut your losses. Finish up and try not to have this experience repeat.
You know what they say about women with big feet ?
massive vaginas.
LOL. So what do you think?
peace xx
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